{"id":860,"date":"2004-12-31T20:46:36","date_gmt":"2005-01-01T00:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/31\/happy-new-year\/"},"modified":"2007-07-29T20:13:02","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T00:13:02","slug":"happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/31\/happy-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year!(?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>I would be more enthusiastic in general, but in light of recent events, I&#8217;ll just say that no matter how your 2004 was, here&#8217;s hoping that 2005 is better&#8230;for you and for the planet.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m off to a party in about 20 minutes, where I hope to get nice and drunk in time for the new year.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, who am I kidding?  I&#8217;ll have two cosmopolitans and fall asleep.  because I&#8217;m old.  and I spent too many years of my youth volunteering to be the designated driver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would be more enthusiastic in general, but in light of recent events, I&#8217;ll just say that no matter how your 2004 was, here&#8217;s hoping that 2005 is better&#8230;for you and for the planet. In the meantime, I&#8217;m off to a party in about 20 minutes, where I hope to get nice and drunk in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[15,35],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-current-events","tag-miscellaney"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-dS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}