{"id":852,"date":"2004-05-31T23:11:36","date_gmt":"2004-06-01T03:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/31\/dave-barry-agrees-with-me\/"},"modified":"2007-07-30T22:45:30","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T02:45:30","slug":"dave-barry-agrees-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/31\/dave-barry-agrees-with-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Dave Barry agrees with me."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>It looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/17\/planes-trains-and-automobiles\/\">I&#8217;m<\/a> not the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/02\/19\/i-dont-think-sprawlingness-is-a-word-but-im-using-it-anyway\/\">only one<\/a> that has these pet peeves.  Dave Barry has them too.  And he details a bunch of others that make it seem like he was inside my head while writing the article.<\/p>\n<p>Like number 4 &#8211; I&#8217;ve been known to move the &quot;mystery cart&quot; out of line at my local market.  I can&#8217;t even call it a supermarket because it&#8217;s only got, like, 5 aisles and a freezer section.  It&#8217;s just not even possible to forget to pick up more than one item.  There aren&#8217;t that many items in the store to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>and number 10?  Seriously.  I know y&#8217;all weren&#8217;t raised in a barn.  And even if you were, you were probably still taught better manners than this.  In my office, someone has even taken the initiative and put up signs reminding people to clean up after themselves.  On the inside of the bathroom stall doors.  There&#8217;s only so many times you can forget!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like I&#8217;m not the only one that has these pet peeves. Dave Barry has them too. And he details a bunch of others that make it seem like he was inside my head while writing the article. Like number 4 &#8211; I&#8217;ve been known to move the &quot;mystery cart&quot; out of line at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[30,35],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-bitching","tag-miscellaney"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-dK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}