{"id":6190,"date":"2013-02-13T21:34:03","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T02:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/?p=6190"},"modified":"2013-02-13T21:34:03","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T02:34:03","slug":"birthday-card-365044","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/13\/birthday-card-365044\/","title":{"rendered":"birthday card | 365:044"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>There are times when you think\u2026maybe my parents don&#8217;t know me at all.  And then there are times when they give you a birthday card with a picture of a cosmopolitan on the front and you think\u2026maybe they know me too well.  In any event.  It&#8217;s my birthday.  had a lovely dinner with my parents at a new place in the &#8216;hood.  and now I&#8217;m home and thinking that maybe actually <i>drinking<\/i> that cosmopolitan wasn&#8217;t the brightest idea on a school night.  Nah.  It was great.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_0659.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0659\" width=\"930\" height=\"698\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_0659.jpg 930w, http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_0659-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are times when you think\u2026maybe my parents don&#8217;t know me at all. And then there are times when they give you a birthday card with a picture of a cosmopolitan on the front and you think\u2026maybe they know me too well. In any event. It&#8217;s my birthday. had a lovely dinner with my parents [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[20,10],"class_list":["post-6190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-1BQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6192,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190\/revisions\/6192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}