{"id":2956,"date":"2009-11-26T21:36:03","date_gmt":"2009-11-27T02:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/26\/36587-turkey\/"},"modified":"2013-01-26T20:58:18","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T01:58:18","slug":"36587-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/26\/36587-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"365:87 (turkey)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>another year, another giant bird sacrificed to our gluttonous ways. I would have taken a pic of the thing after it was cooked, but by then I was too blotto to pick up my camera.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"535\" border=\"25\" width=\"800\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/DSC_0970.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>another year, another giant bird sacrificed to our gluttonous ways. I would have taken a pic of the thing after it was cooked, but by then I was too blotto to pick up my camera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-2956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-LG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2956"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5872,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2956\/revisions\/5872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}