{"id":1509,"date":"2009-01-18T07:45:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T12:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/18\/and-this-is-why-i-have-nothing-to-read-on-the-flight-home\/"},"modified":"2015-04-26T12:09:55","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T17:09:55","slug":"and-this-is-why-i-have-nothing-to-read-on-the-flight-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/18\/and-this-is-why-i-have-nothing-to-read-on-the-flight-home\/","title":{"rendered":"And this is why i have nothing to read on the flight home"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>Ok, fine. Sky Mall catalog it is. <\/p>\n<p>Nothing quite like the George Bush airport in Houston. Seriously. Nothing. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/p-640-480-1e506edc-6451-4d3d-b3f3-61b69e9967e3.jpeg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, fine. Sky Mall catalog it is. Nothing quite like the George Bush airport in Houston. Seriously. Nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,80,31,6],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bitching","tag-houston","tag-shopping","tag-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-ol","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8456,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions\/8456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}