{"id":1187,"date":"2006-09-12T06:28:45","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T10:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/12\/i-guess-im-going-to-have-to-check-my-brass-knuckles\/"},"modified":"2015-04-26T12:18:11","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T17:18:11","slug":"i-guess-im-going-to-have-to-check-my-brass-knuckles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/12\/i-guess-im-going-to-have-to-check-my-brass-knuckles\/","title":{"rendered":"I guess I’m going to have to check my brass knuckles."},"content":{"rendered":"
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I didn’t even realize I was stressed out about this whole “moving to a foreign country” thing until I started waking up progressively earlier beginning on Saturday. This morning? I woke up at 2. And haven’t been able to fall asleep since.<\/p>\n

So, in an attempt to be at least a bit productive, I decided to peruse the TSA’s prohibited items list<\/a> in anticipation of my flight.<\/p>\n

I’m going to be quite lovely after nine hours on a redeye flight with no toothpaste, lip balm, hand lotion, or deodorant. <\/p>\n

Now look, I know the recent threats, and that’s all fine. But what really got me was the stuff I apparently still can<\/i><\/b> bring on the plane, including:<\/p>\n