{"id":1092,"date":"2006-06-03T17:45:26","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T21:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/03\/trying-too-hard\/"},"modified":"2007-07-28T13:59:49","modified_gmt":"2007-07-28T17:59:49","slug":"trying-too-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/03\/trying-too-hard\/","title":{"rendered":"Trying too hard"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I get a lot of junk mail. Usually 4 or 5 catalogs a day. I’m not entirely sure how it happened, as I never signed up for any of them, and <\/i>they all seemed to follow me and grow in number when I moved (Seriously, now, what the hell am I going to do with a catalog for patio furniture?).<\/p>\n

So, Friday, I’m at the mailboxes, flipping through the mail and tossing what I don’t want (we have a conveniently located recycling bin in the lobby right next to the mailboxes, which I take full advantage of), and I come across the funniest piece of junk mail I’ve gotten in quite a while. It’s from some sort of religious group, and it’s about their new “God on Film” series. Now, aside from the fact that a church<\/i> would send my liberal jewish\/atheist self an invitation to their seminar, they’re clearly reaching for a theme here (“reaching” being the operative word).<\/p>\n

It starts off with what is obviously the hook:<\/p>\n

\nJune 4 The Da Vinci Code<\/b>: the truth behind the fictiion, part 1
\nJune 11 The Da Vinci Code<\/b>: the truth behind the fiction, part 2\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

OK, fine, everyone and their mother is talking about the Da Vinci Code. I personally think it was a hacktastic book (perfectly fine beach reading, but, um, obviously <\/i> fiction, and not particularly well written). Clearly this one makes sense. Then…<\/p>\n

\nJune 18 Cars<\/b>: what drives my life?

\nJune 25 Click<\/b>: pausing for what matters most

\nJuly 2 Superman Returns<\/b>: how to begin again\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Disney movies and comic books as life lessons? Sure I get the whole superhero parable, but the “theme” for the cars discussion just cracks me up. “Hey, it’s a movie about computer animated cars! clearly we can tie this to how to live your life!” Too funny. But not as funny as the final two – here’s the first:<\/p>\n

July 9 The Devil Wears Prada<\/b>: succeeding in stressful situations <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Haaa! Ha Ha Ha. Sorry, I can’t stop laughing. Because, if you don’t know, the movie is about a bitchy Anna Wintour clone and, is based on a tell-all book written by a woman who used to work for her. The movie is clearly intended to be satire. incredibly bitchy<\/i> satire. Being analyzed by a church group<\/i> to discuss how to succeed at work!! And then there’s this…<\/p>\n

July 16 Pirates of the Caribbean<\/b>: escaping the bonds of debt <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now I’m falling out of my chair because I can’t stop giggling. Because apparently the message you’re supposed to take from a movie about Johnny Depp dressed up in Keith Richards drag hamming it up as a pirate from a Disney ride (oh, sorry, the sequel<\/i> to the movie based on the Disney ride), squaring off against Bill Nighy dressed like a giant squid<\/i>, is how to pay off your credit cards. Hee heee heeee. Sorry. no, wait. heee heee ha ha ha.<\/p>\n

OK, now I realize that these are actually timed with the movie releases, and they’re trying to imply some sort of hipness or something. But seriously. I’m still<\/i> giggling. Come on! Pirates of the friggin’<\/i> Caribbean!! As a life lesson! about managing debt! What isn’t <\/i>funny about that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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