{"id":10898,"date":"2017-05-10T14:37:51","date_gmt":"2017-05-10T19:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/10\/white-or-really-pink-lies\/"},"modified":"2018-06-01T16:10:01","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T21:10:01","slug":"white-or-really-pink-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/10\/white-or-really-pink-lies\/","title":{"rendered":"white (or really pink) lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>I&#8217;m distracting myself from our current political dystopian hellscape by going through my backlog of photos that I still need to post.<\/p>\n<p>I took these about a month ago. When I saw this tree, my first thought was that it was really early for it to be blooming like this, but how lucky I was to come across it because it was so pretty. Then I got up close and realized the whole thing was a fake. Cloth flowers and plastic branches. That would certainly explain it. <\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=930 border=\"25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tempimage-33.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=930 border=\"25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tempimage-34.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=930 border=\"25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/tempimage-35.jpg\"><\/center> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m distracting myself from our current political dystopian hellscape by going through my backlog of photos that I still need to post. I took these about a month ago. When I saw this tree, my first thought was that it was really early for it to be blooming like this, but how lucky I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,10],"class_list":["post-10898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-new-york-city","tag-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-2PM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10898"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11132,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10898\/revisions\/11132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}