{"id":1082,"date":"2005-04-01T21:53:58","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T01:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/heres-another-reason-to-stay-in-town\/"},"modified":"2007-07-29T11:37:58","modified_gmt":"2007-07-29T15:37:58","slug":"heres-another-reason-to-stay-in-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/heres-another-reason-to-stay-in-town\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s another reason to stay in town&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>You&#8217;ll have to excuse any random freak-outs over the next month.  I signed my contract today and am now in escrow.  Half of my life savings is now sitting in a bank account that&#8217;s not mine.  I&#8217;ve never actually written a check with that many digits before&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>AAAAAAAAHHHHH!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.  It looks like we&#8217;re going to get crazy rain and flooding this weekend, so I&#8217;m really glad that I have no plans to leave the house this weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll have to excuse any random freak-outs over the next month. I signed my contract today and am now in escrow. Half of my life savings is now sitting in a bank account that&#8217;s not mine. I&#8217;ve never actually written a check with that many digits before&#8230; AAAAAAAAHHHHH! Anyway. It looks like we&#8217;re going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-real-estate"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-hs","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}