{"id":1029,"date":"2004-12-28T10:58:10","date_gmt":"2004-12-28T14:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/28\/seriously-now\/"},"modified":"2007-07-29T21:12:26","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T01:12:26","slug":"seriously-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/28\/seriously-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Seriously now&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><p>Does anyone want anything to happen in the near future?  Because apparently if I write about something, <a target=\"NewWindow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/6751433\/\">it appears in the news the next day<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should start writing stories about winning the lottery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone want anything to happen in the near future? Because apparently if I write about something, it appears in the news the next day. Maybe I should start writing stories about winning the lottery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[8,15],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-blogging","tag-current-events"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-gB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}