{"id":1005,"date":"2003-12-20T00:06:44","date_gmt":"2003-12-20T04:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/20\/yes-im-a-dork\/"},"modified":"2007-08-03T13:35:15","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T17:35:15","slug":"yes-im-a-dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/20\/yes-im-a-dork\/","title":{"rendered":"yes, I&#8217;m a dork."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><div>I am just way too excited for the new <a href=\"http:\/\/movies2.nytimes.com\/2003\/12\/16\/movies\/16RING.html?8dpc\">Lord of the Rings<\/a> film.  Only compounded by the fact that I didn&#8217;t go and see it on opening night.  I&#8217;m going to see it tomorrow morning at 9:15 a.m.  That&#8217;s right &#8211; I&#8217;m getting up earlier than I do for work to go see a 3 and a half hour movie.  And the only thing I&#8217;m actually upset about is the fact that after tomorrow, there won&#8217;t be another new one to look forward to.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am just way too excited for the new Lord of the Rings film. Only compounded by the fact that I didn&#8217;t go and see it on opening night. I&#8217;m going to see it tomorrow morning at 9:15 a.m. That&#8217;s right &#8211; I&#8217;m getting up earlier than I do for work to go see a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZBi-gd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.very-simple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}